Robert lives in Florida and is finding that his 2014 Mustang not the ideal vehicle for talking the kiddo to school. Since the Ford is getting up there in age, it’s time for an upgrade with four doors. He wants something sporty-ish with respectable fuel economy. What car should he buy?
What is this? What’s happening? Have you been thrust into some alternate timeline, awoken somewhere else in the multiverse? Why is Dopest, your beloved Saturday morning coffee read, running on a Friday this week?