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Subaru Outback Linked to Penn State Professor’s Arrest for Bestiality
From this point on, anything you read is all on you. You clicked the link. You ignored my warning. I did my best to stop you, so you can’t blame me for what you’re about to read. Here’s a link to a different article that I wrote. Go read that one instead.
Amazon Accessory Prevents Car from Starting
If you’re a real car enthusiast, you’ve probably been tempted to grab one of these “Bling Rings” from Amazon to kind of “jewel up” your car’s starter button. Understandable, we all have those thoughts, it’s perfectly normal. But, some of us are finding that applying these beautiful little rings to our starter button…
Volvo’s Handpainted Midsummer Crossover: Safe from Cult Rituals.
Have you ever seen the Ari Aster film Midsommar? It’s a feel-good, coming of age, found-family movie about a girl visits Sweden with her shitty boyfriend and his shitty friends. Spoiler warning. The group is slowly killed off in ritual sacrifice, one by one, while our main girl is adopted into the cult by the film’s…