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Elon Musk’s Twitter Purchase: The Worst Bank Buyout Since Financial Crisis
It’s no secret that Jalopnik isn’t exactly Elon Musk’s biggest fan. Sure, he’s responsible for the most important car of the 21st century, and SpaceX does some neat stuff when it’s not ruining the environment, but he’s also a bigoted piece of shit. Then again, our staff is a bunch of radical leftists who believe crazy…
Chechen Warlord Equips Tesla Cybertruck with Machine Gun for Ukraine Conflict | Giga Gears
A Tesla Cybertruck with a machine gun fitted to its roof was paraded across social media this weekend by Russian forces. It’s a pretty terrifying sight to behold, especially as it’s in the hands of Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov, who is the leader of Russia’s forces in the Chechnya region.
Elon Musk denies giving Cybertruck to Russian general
“New Tesla Model 3s Found in Florida Field | Giga Gears”
If you need another reminder of just how bad Tesla’s sales slowdown is, just look for a random field or parking lot like this one in Florida that’s become a storage lot for Model 3s.
“Top Divorced Dad House: Chevy Impala with ‘DIVORCE3’ License Plate on Rotating Car Bed | Giga Gears”
When a guy gets divorced, it’s only natural for him to shell out for a sweet bachelor pad. In fact, I did that exact thing after separating from my ex, taking this job and moving to Detroit. I spent a whole $1,575 a month (utilities and garage parking included) to rent a 900 square foot apartment in a former luxury…