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Florida Man Arrested for Torching Ex’s Jaguar | Giga Gears
The Miami-Dade Police Department has arrested Melvin Alain Cintron, a 37-year-old Hollywood, Florida, man, for intentionally setting a car on fire last April, Local 10 News reports. The car in question, a Jaguar XE, reportedly belonged to his now ex-girlfriend. Oh, also, the ex-girlfriend is apparently his cousin. So…
Federal Prosecutor Tries to Escape DUI Arrest Using Business Card | Giga Gears
One of America’s most prolific narcotics prosecutors was allegedly so drunk he urinated himself and could hardly stand when he was pulled over for suspected DUI in a hit-and-run crash on July 4.
Florida Woman Admits to Car Theft Due to Fatigue from Walking
On Sunday, police in Paducah, Kentucky arrested a woman who stole a car. Normally, that wouldn’t be something worth reporting on outside of Paducah. It’s unfortunate, but people steal cars all the time. And since the car she stole was reported to be a “2001 Toyota,” we highly doubt that the car she stole was notably…
Subaru Outback Linked to Penn State Professor’s Arrest for Bestiality
From this point on, anything you read is all on you. You clicked the link. You ignored my warning. I did my best to stop you, so you can’t blame me for what you’re about to read. Here’s a link to a different article that I wrote. Go read that one instead.