The Unlikely Criminal: Jesus Lookalike Steals Police Cruiser in Wisconsin

It was a bizarre scene in a Wisconsin courtroom yesterday as a man, bearing an uncanny resemblance to Jesus Christ, stood before the judge for sentencing. However, to the relief of the bailiff, it turned out that this man was not the son of God himself. While the Gospels recount numerous miracles performed by Jesus, stealing police cruisers in the Dairy State is not one of them.

A Miraculous Escape

The incident unfolded when the accused, who has been described as a Jesus lookalike, managed to escape from custody not once, but twice. The first escape occurred when he allegedly stole a police cruiser and led law enforcement on a high-speed chase through the streets of Wisconsin. Astonishingly, he managed to evade capture and disappear into thin air.

A Second Act of Divine Thievery

Just when authorities thought they had seen the last of this Jesus doppelgänger, he struck again. This time, he targeted another police cruiser and took off, leaving officers dumbfounded. The audacity and agility displayed by the suspect left many wondering if divine intervention was at play.

Wisconsin’s Unconventional Snow Removal Method

While Wisconsin is known for its snowy winters, it seems that even their snow removal methods have a touch of eccentricity. In an unrelated story, the state has been using cheese waste to clear its roads during winter storms. This unique approach has garnered attention and raised eyebrows across the country.

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